HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?! BABY CHRISTMAS TREE

I saw this adorable mini Christmas tree on 16th and Church while I was out walking yesterday. It features all the fullness and style of a 6 foot tree, in a shrunken, apartment-friendly version. Too cute.

HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?! A PINK DOLPHIN!!!

* Photo from CATERS NEWS

Yes, they do exist. Some pink dolphins are albino Bottlenose Dolphins, while others are pink Amazon River Dolphins. All are incredibly cute.

HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?! CUPCAKE BEANIE

Fred Flare, the mecca of all things cute (I'll write a little more about them later) is selling probably the cutest hat ever. This cupcake beanie seems a bit much when you look at it by itself, but the restrained use of primary colors, white top and wide brown brim tone things down. Look at how cute it looks on!!! A cupcake hat is a fun way to keep yourself warm--a standout in a sea of drab options. How sweet!!!

HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?! CHINCHILLAS

How freakin' cute are chinchillas?!?! I think they're much cuter as pets than as clothing. I love Patti LaBelle and Madonna, but they looked ridiculous in their chinchilla coats. Even worse is that it takes around 100 chinchillas to make one coat. (I recently tried on a fox fur coat--just to try it on--at the Vintage Expo last weekend and felt like the ridiculous love child of an old Russian socialite and a Neanderthal.) I know chinchillas have the softest fur ever (seriously) but let them enjoy it and get a faux. (I'm not sure I'd say have one as a pet because they are so high maintenance. How ironic.) And this concludes my very PETA-ish message. ;)

HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?! BABY SEA OTTERS

I seriously had no idea how cute baby sea otters are. Seriously.

HOW CUTE IS THIS?!?! PUPPY EYES

Georgie

I came across this vision of utter cuteness while browsing the sale section of AllPosters.com. Seriously, dogs (and cats too) know how to work the victim face. I call it "puppy eyes," and it's basically the reason pets get whatever the hell they want. How do you say no to that?!?!